Life, Shane and the Persuit of Happiness

It's what's on my mind, and yours too. Well, at least that bit about happiness...

Wednesday, April 03, 2002

 
After observing another of my roomate's predicaments I've come to a realization of the method in which women work. Step one, find the prey. Bars, school, clothing store, all fine hunting grounds. Two, entice and hook prey. Mini skirts work well. Three, eliminate all other competition. Anyone else in his life? DESTROY THEM, by any means neccessary. Step four, take complete control of his life. Do not let him make any decisions or choices. Take him as your own personal property, oversee his life, dictate his existance. Dominate him.

"Drop me in water..."
posted by Shane  # 11:14 PM
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